6 O'clock the rooster crows,
Beckoning forth, the darkness grows.
Arising then
at morning's bell,
Marching forth to daily hell.

Abandon all hope
ye who enter here,
Assignments, tests, quizzes,
and fear.
Preposterous indeed,
this GPA,
Flee, fool!
Here comes the RA!

These struggles truly bind us together,
Who dares to survive this endeavor?
Do not fail this monstrous Fall,
Lest this place
be the end of us all.